"If history has taught us anything, anything at all, it's that anyone can be killed.""I dont think that I have to get rid of everybody; Just my enemies"
14.11.05
13.11.05
Post your secret
Introduced by a good pal of mine, credit: Nive. Check it out, just as a teaser, let me show you what you may find. It is the 2nd largest blog in the world, with posts pouring in from anyone and everyone. Make a postcard, state your secret, the blog gets updated every Sunday. Here: PostSecret.
What you may expect [Do check the archives, the hardcover bound book is also sold.Good coffee table book]:
Just remember, you saw it here. Ola!
What you may expect [Do check the archives, the hardcover bound book is also sold.Good coffee table book]:
Just remember, you saw it here. Ola!
Domino: Blew me away
I jus finished watching Domino. The ultimate spoilt-brat grows up to be grunge, gritty, no nonsense bounty hunter movie. Awesome....For those of you guys who have yet to be introduced to the profession of bounty hunting, go read up. Solid!
Yet, wouldnt work in Singapore though, I mean... if u jump bail, where the hell u gonna run? From Changi to Jurong? You'd be screwed by a nosy cop doing "routine" screening anyday. Wanna leave the country?
Fat hope.... the minute u do shit like this u're red-flagged. So that leaves urm, Pulau Ubin, a sand dump in Siloso Beach, or jus hookin up ur knickers and swimming across to Batam. Try to avoid the oil supertankers will ya..heard they're a real bitch when hit.
Here she is:
Yet, wouldnt work in Singapore though, I mean... if u jump bail, where the hell u gonna run? From Changi to Jurong? You'd be screwed by a nosy cop doing "routine" screening anyday. Wanna leave the country?
Fat hope.... the minute u do shit like this u're red-flagged. So that leaves urm, Pulau Ubin, a sand dump in Siloso Beach, or jus hookin up ur knickers and swimming across to Batam. Try to avoid the oil supertankers will ya..heard they're a real bitch when hit.
Here she is:
Yeah....what a babe! Keira Knightley, she was the Queen's Decoy in Star Wars Phanthom Menace and also the main chick in Pirates of the Caribbean, Indian chick's friend in Bend it like Beckham. Hot stuff, hotter still in this film. A full 2 hrs long, catch it with an open mind and a desire for abstract dialogue. [Somewhere in the film, a priest appears out of nowhere and talks a whole lotta bullshit in the desert].
Just remember, when she becomes the teenage sex symbol she rightly should be, pinned onto ur bedroom walls, U heArd it Here First. ;) Salaam.
12.11.05
To my Friend
When you're sad, I'll get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bitch who made you sad.
When you're blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you're scared, I'll rag you about it every chance I get.
When you're worried, I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you're confused, I'll use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you're sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I'll point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is for you: Abishek Rai. I miss the good times, the drinking, the scouring, the puking, the poker, the bitching, the fighting. Get back quick, I'm scared i'll cry. ;)
When you're blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you're scared, I'll rag you about it every chance I get.
When you're worried, I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you're confused, I'll use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you're sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I'll point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is for you: Abishek Rai. I miss the good times, the drinking, the scouring, the puking, the poker, the bitching, the fighting. Get back quick, I'm scared i'll cry. ;)
"We spilt the same blood in the same mud"
11.11.05
Slut Patrol
Now, now, now ...about the only thing I hate more than a "I think I'm too worldy wise than ya" feminist, is of course a woman who prolly spends her whole life undermining womens' lib and the argument for equality.
Here we profile one such brilliant "Film and Drama" student who has been trawling the IRC chatrooms, friendster profiles, and adult friendfinder classifieds.
Introducing: Keesha aka Yukta aka whatever other pimp ur ride name she poses with for this given hour?minute?second?
Here we profile one such brilliant "Film and Drama" student who has been trawling the IRC chatrooms, friendster profiles, and adult friendfinder classifieds.
Introducing: Keesha aka Yukta aka whatever other pimp ur ride name she poses with for this given hour?minute?second?
Qualifications: TOP Notch MsN and telephone dirty-conversationalist. Want a preview?
Hang on la.. ;) Mai kan cheong...
Me: Hello
She: Baby, can I sit on ur lap....Do you want me to take my clothes off? But, I'm shy. Do you think I'm pretty. I have a younger sister too do u want to see her naked?
I shall curb the *ahem* niceties for another day another year. After all, there's more where this came from.
Latest info: Aaaaaaaaah, jus recently cheated on her bfren. Hmm, and also talkin to my friend's brother, my neighbour, his dog AND his hamster??!?!? Sheeeeesh.
Need a hookup? http://photos.yahoo.com/cocogal_007 . Enjoy. Your friendly neighbourhood postman. Ah_Neh. Adios.
Don't Weep
Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there, I do not sleep
I am a thousand winds that blow.I am the diamond glints on snow.I am the sunlight on ripened grain.I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swift upclining rush of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry:
I am not there, I did not die.
I am not there, I do not sleep
I am a thousand winds that blow.I am the diamond glints on snow.I am the sunlight on ripened grain.I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swift upclining rush of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry:
I am not there, I did not die.
8.11.05
Torrential Rain
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring...
He went to bed.. he bumped his head
He couldn't get up in the morning.
He went to bed.. he bumped his head
He couldn't get up in the morning.
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