26.4.07

None Came First

Now, I'll give it to you if you aint a zoology major or a person who insists on being anally retentive over everything you read.

Joke last published was utter crap. Assuming the egg was female [very possible, unless dealing with egg heads] and the chicken was male [you see the fallacy now?], it could have worked.

Alas, assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups. A chicken is female. You could take a lesbian angle to the whole thing though. It might still sound funny.

Adieu!


3 comments:

  1. What if the chicken was a rooster pre-op MTF?

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  2. this chicken-egg thing always arouses very untoward emotions in me.

    the chicken came first. it had to get laid before the egg could.

    doh.

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  3. Anonymous5:59 PM

    so then why do we wrap the chicken patty with egg in the ramly burger huh? i knew these malaysian people discovered the Holy Grail way before the rest of us! We are enlightened!

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