When faced with 3 barely graduated from primary school ,bratty little kids spraying a combination of fake snow, foam and that white springy stuff that comes out of an aerosol can, what do you do?
You blast the chief instigator with a dollop of CO2 from the nearest fire extinguisher flush in the face, that's what.
And then you follow him into the washroom and attempt to "assist" him to "clean up" by spraying him from head to toe with the conveniently located "ass wash" pipe.
That kid had a great start to the new year, I can tell you that.
I'm just happy to have been a witness to the whole thing, inhaled CO2 charged air and lived to tell the tale.
You blast the chief instigator with a dollop of CO2 from the nearest fire extinguisher flush in the face, that's what.
And then you follow him into the washroom and attempt to "assist" him to "clean up" by spraying him from head to toe with the conveniently located "ass wash" pipe.
That kid had a great start to the new year, I can tell you that.
I'm just happy to have been a witness to the whole thing, inhaled CO2 charged air and lived to tell the tale.
1 comment:
the funnies new year story yet :D
Happy New Year brother.
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