Yishun Walkabout

Early in the morning, I had to frantically sms the P-man to wait up for me. So worried I was that since I didn't take his ride the past few days, he'd forget bout me and zoom off. Ok, a guy who keeps to speed limits and holds up traffic can never actually zoom off, but still. I rush and rush and rush, and the fucker himself comes late.

How like that? Unknownst to me, Edison and the P-man had a huge ass flare up last Friday. Culminating in a lot of cussing, swearing, name calling and hitting of the weak spot. All by my boy, Eddie. Now with brand new waxed up hair fresh from HK. But when he came to bitch to me, he opened it with: "You la! Not around! If not sure won't fight!". I went, "You la! So stupid! Never wait for backup to go pick a fight. Don't know any fight must have good strong backup is it?"

So, the P-man starts this whole Edison has no manners, no communications skills, gonna die when released into the outside world with this kinda personality clashes, sir, talk some sense into him, i know you his friend, but you gotta instill discipline in your underlings. Now the fella really irritated me and put me in a spot. How to deal man? Like this:

"If I give him something to do, he do ma. Boss give him things to do he also do ma. So he don't do for you means it's your personal issue. He don't like you. You should sort it out. You are the senior after all."

Phew. I see the P-man nodding once or twice in approval and I know I is has diplomatically escaped. Then, during breakfast, Edison gave me the A-bomb. P-man has apparently been seeding my boss and edison with the notion that my high fever and pops in hospital is but a huge farce. That I'm jus snoozing at home. Ok, this did it! Majorly! He is now my sworn enemy and I'm bringing him down. But slowly la. Revenge must plan. And I still need my morning and evening rides. Train fare not cheap you know.

At least, the after office hours gig was good. Thank you RT for the delicious sambal chicken fried rice recommendation. I do know the coffeeshop, just didnt know THAT was 925. Oh yes, we saw THE Beethoven. You know the dog who barks to Beethoven's 5th symphony in the movie of the same name. Solid looking fella, outside a pet grooming shop. That's at 924 Yishun Central by the way if you wanna catch a glimpse.

And today the movement of Kong has started. Kong was graciously rescued from the clutches of the evil toy-shop bazaar owner for the princely ransom of $2.50. Although, the Dolphin joined him in his courageous crusade. Kong still reigns supreme. Herein the power of Kong shall shine bright and cut through enemies with his manxome sword and the vibrations that eminate thru the beatingof his chest. I present, The Kong:

POWER TO THE KONG!

And his trusty sidekick, Dolphin. The Dolphin is often photographed only on its left side profile, as that is the better looking side. Although, the Dolphin is much more prone to exfoliation than extermination. She provides an apt partner to the Kong. The regime can only be strengthened. We are opening recruitment now!

Adieu!