Did I or did I just spend an hour and a half...travelling to school just to write a 10 minute quiz and spend the next hour and a half returning home?
Did I or did I enter a quiz, 5 minutes late only to be the first to finish and leave way too early? Cos, the damn lecturer decided to act smart and make it "open book". Just my luck, when I didn't bring the notes. Why the fuck couldnt you post it online, that it would be open book. Then I also can gelek gelek and get full marks right like the other bimbos writing the same one. Summore, the clown can say "Well, from 6-615 I want to see your own effort. At 615 you can use the notes". Uh-huh, no wonder all the chicks behind me were jus gossiping and waiting for the minute hand to hit 3. You fuckin DOOFUS! Aikz. Ok, la I did them. Study already ma, wait waste energy not doing properly.
Did I or did I realize that the collagen supplements which are capsulized and sold to many different women of different insecure nonetheless creeds and religions, mostly are made from pigs? Cos, pigs are the animals with the highest levels of collagen within the domesticated animal kingdom. And also cos, everyone cares how the chickens that go to KFC are treated, but seriously no one cares bout the dirty squealing bugger who wallows in the mud and ends up as "Pork Chops - $4.50". Muslims, you might wanna check on this. For credence sake, I did hear this from a Minah working at Guardian.
Did I or did I think of a bright idea on the train back whilst reading some weird magazine i.e. Her World. "The Woman's guide to NOT pissing Shanker off". Ah, that'd be a good book. I don't care if it makes the best sellers. But, I'll just do some cut and pastes from the Dos and Donts for Virgo Males and hope it rakes in some money.
For example [i havent had the time to methodically edit this crap yet]:
Do - Virgo's are very methodical and have a great sense of duty. However, they are blind to their own faults. So, if you have a Virgo partner emphasize more on their qualities. Take keen interest in what they are doing and you will realize that they will go out of their way to help you. Do rely and appreciate their mental powers rather than their physical powers. They can turn even an unsuccessful venture into a success.
Dont - Virgo's have secrets that they would not like to bring out in the open. So, even if you have the key to their secret skeleton-closet, hide it; do not even admit that you know anything about it. Virgo, the virgins, do not want to tarnish their public image.
Did I or did I enter a quiz, 5 minutes late only to be the first to finish and leave way too early? Cos, the damn lecturer decided to act smart and make it "open book". Just my luck, when I didn't bring the notes. Why the fuck couldnt you post it online, that it would be open book. Then I also can gelek gelek and get full marks right like the other bimbos writing the same one. Summore, the clown can say "Well, from 6-615 I want to see your own effort. At 615 you can use the notes". Uh-huh, no wonder all the chicks behind me were jus gossiping and waiting for the minute hand to hit 3. You fuckin DOOFUS! Aikz. Ok, la I did them. Study already ma, wait waste energy not doing properly.
Did I or did I realize that the collagen supplements which are capsulized and sold to many different women of different insecure nonetheless creeds and religions, mostly are made from pigs? Cos, pigs are the animals with the highest levels of collagen within the domesticated animal kingdom. And also cos, everyone cares how the chickens that go to KFC are treated, but seriously no one cares bout the dirty squealing bugger who wallows in the mud and ends up as "Pork Chops - $4.50". Muslims, you might wanna check on this. For credence sake, I did hear this from a Minah working at Guardian.
Did I or did I think of a bright idea on the train back whilst reading some weird magazine i.e. Her World. "The Woman's guide to NOT pissing Shanker off". Ah, that'd be a good book. I don't care if it makes the best sellers. But, I'll just do some cut and pastes from the Dos and Donts for Virgo Males and hope it rakes in some money.
For example [i havent had the time to methodically edit this crap yet]:
Do - Virgo's are very methodical and have a great sense of duty. However, they are blind to their own faults. So, if you have a Virgo partner emphasize more on their qualities. Take keen interest in what they are doing and you will realize that they will go out of their way to help you. Do rely and appreciate their mental powers rather than their physical powers. They can turn even an unsuccessful venture into a success.
Dont - Virgo's have secrets that they would not like to bring out in the open. So, even if you have the key to their secret skeleton-closet, hide it; do not even admit that you know anything about it. Virgo, the virgins, do not want to tarnish their public image.
Did I or did I look at this video and just think, damn, maybe The Theory of Evolution was true after all. That Brahma didn't create us, Vishnu isn't taking time off his ah pek resting pose to dwaddle in our meaningless lifes and Shiva aint gonna be visiting us anytime during the Day of Reckoning. Instead it will be re-runs of Under One Roof and St. Paul's gonna be hooked up with 2025/6 summer collection of PCK's boots.
Did I or did I regret not being a chef when I am in love with anything you can gobble down and feel good bout it..
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