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Question: What do you do when you pick up the phone to call someone for company on your smoke break, and your mum and granny are on the line?

Answer: Join in the conversation! Bore both of them till they decide to end their convo to continue again tomorrow.

Question: What happens when someone complains to you that your younger brother's spelling is atrocious and he shouldn't use big words if he don know how to spell them?

Answer: Heck care la. Just makes me look better.

Question: What should you do when you go to your coffeeshop and they've run out of your brand of smokes?

Answer: Tell the uncle, in no polite terms, how much money he'd lose if you, your pops, your friends, their friends stop using his services. Also, take the time to provide a rough calculation. 10*30*12 = $3600 that comes from your pockets to his yearly revenue. Thus, as they should, like mine did, he will take the time to go to the storeroom and get the refill cartons out and also simultaneously fuck his supplier on the phone.

Question: What do you say when you see the newspapers and the SDP is gonna get sued for saying that the NKF saga was all a government conspiracy and it was the govt that was enriching themselves and not Durai Durian?

Answer: HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA.
DIE CHEE SOON JUAN DIE!!!!!! DIE FASTER BETTER, YOU AND YOUR BLOODY STUCK UP FACE AND YOUR STUPID BRAINS. HOW MANY TIME ONLY KENA SUE! DON KNOW HOW TO RESPOND POLITICALLY CORRECT LIKE CHIAM IZZIT? I FREAKIN WANNA THROW A STONE INTO THE TV SCREEN WHENEVER I SEE YOUR GODDAMN FACE ON IT. DIE FASTER. MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. SO NOT HAPPY RIGHT. GO GO GO GO GO. LEAVE AND STOP PUTTING THE "OPPOSITION" TO SHAME WITH YOUR MONKEY ANTICS YOU KNNBCCB.

Disclaimer: I is not pro-PAP, neither is I anti SDP. I just hate that mofo Chee Soon Juan.