First things first. I is a Chelski fan. Not Post-Abrahamovich Chelsea but Chelsea FC from the days of Brian Laudrup and Zola. Yes, I admit I used to be an ardent Man Yoo fan, but that was the old days when Bruce, Ince, Pallister still ruled the roost. Since the new pretty boys arrived, I have since been cleansed of the devil.
I would like to thank my personal computer first. If she didnt get her PMS anxiety attacks yesterday, forcing me to shut down and let her cool off on her own, whimpering in the corner. I might not have caught the great match on telly. Ok, I did bet on it and would have watched it anyway. On second thoughts, it's the digital age man, download ESPN's virtual scoreboard onto ur desktop and you would have a realistic play by play view of the match too without squinting at the goggle box the way Gerard does.
Of the entire fuckface Liverpool team last night, of which I really cannot stand those 2 Aryan losers called Hyppia and Riise, Gerard was truly the man. Captain Courageous. Even 2 goals down and he refuses to call it quits when you could obviously see the tired legs and lethargic movements of even the most robust stalwarts. Dudek got his call up, high time mofo Rafa! Who the hell is Reina? And look what he did. What kinda keeper brings the striker ALL the way to the corner flag only to hack him down. Just cover the angles and tackle normally la, stick your foot in, maximum you gonna kena is a corner what. Which u will defend abysmally, leading to the 1st goal by Gallas, the Afrikaan workhorse.
If you watch Goodness Gracious ME, the portion where the dad is enthralled with all things 'Indian', this is the part where he goes:
"Gallas, Makalele, you know what? Indian!"
Alas, like it's not enough we have a fuckwit blondie linesman on the far side of the pitch, Crespo still manages to swing a perfect volley squeezing it past post and keeper. And please Scousers, don't even start with Robben's theatrical falling down. This is the Premier League, millions of dollars run on a match [of which a coupla hundred is mine], referees get abused, coaches get the red card, Joe Cole dates a porn star, and you expect a PROFESSIONAL player not to do the PROFESSIONAL thing which is to ensure his club wins at all costs?
Arjen Robben's loyalty should not be to the beautiful game but to the damn club that signs his multi million dollar paycheck. If i was there, I'd have held my face AND my balls.
With any luck, Reina does get the 3 match ban and hopefully Dudek gets back in it. If there's any way for Liverpool to get back into the top notch footy they ought to be playing, he is the man they need between the posts.
Oh yes, did I hear Ferguson say after their win at Fulham that he is not giving up on the title yet? That he's only 12 points away now? Do I need to say more. Let the pictures of the champs do the talking.
I would like to thank my personal computer first. If she didnt get her PMS anxiety attacks yesterday, forcing me to shut down and let her cool off on her own, whimpering in the corner. I might not have caught the great match on telly. Ok, I did bet on it and would have watched it anyway. On second thoughts, it's the digital age man, download ESPN's virtual scoreboard onto ur desktop and you would have a realistic play by play view of the match too without squinting at the goggle box the way Gerard does.
Of the entire fuckface Liverpool team last night, of which I really cannot stand those 2 Aryan losers called Hyppia and Riise, Gerard was truly the man. Captain Courageous. Even 2 goals down and he refuses to call it quits when you could obviously see the tired legs and lethargic movements of even the most robust stalwarts. Dudek got his call up, high time mofo Rafa! Who the hell is Reina? And look what he did. What kinda keeper brings the striker ALL the way to the corner flag only to hack him down. Just cover the angles and tackle normally la, stick your foot in, maximum you gonna kena is a corner what. Which u will defend abysmally, leading to the 1st goal by Gallas, the Afrikaan workhorse.
If you watch Goodness Gracious ME, the portion where the dad is enthralled with all things 'Indian', this is the part where he goes:
"Gallas, Makalele, you know what? Indian!"
Alas, like it's not enough we have a fuckwit blondie linesman on the far side of the pitch, Crespo still manages to swing a perfect volley squeezing it past post and keeper. And please Scousers, don't even start with Robben's theatrical falling down. This is the Premier League, millions of dollars run on a match [of which a coupla hundred is mine], referees get abused, coaches get the red card, Joe Cole dates a porn star, and you expect a PROFESSIONAL player not to do the PROFESSIONAL thing which is to ensure his club wins at all costs?
Arjen Robben's loyalty should not be to the beautiful game but to the damn club that signs his multi million dollar paycheck. If i was there, I'd have held my face AND my balls.
With any luck, Reina does get the 3 match ban and hopefully Dudek gets back in it. If there's any way for Liverpool to get back into the top notch footy they ought to be playing, he is the man they need between the posts.
Oh yes, did I hear Ferguson say after their win at Fulham that he is not giving up on the title yet? That he's only 12 points away now? Do I need to say more. Let the pictures of the champs do the talking.
"Come fly with me" - Ever wondered how come Emirates is sponsoring the referees kits now but used to be Chelsea's sponsors?
See the Indian defyin the laws of Physics.
And the beautiful goal, where's the ball, where's the keeper?
We "tear"ed your LampaR (d).
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