Naga the Man

I is gonna need to commendate a man o'er here today. But first the background.

See we folks like to play soccer, and so we do, on Fridays at the Always Mafia Kingdom. However, the group is pretty big, volatile, ever evolving and never on time. Thus, there comes a time when mofos come up with the big idea of putting our talents to the challenge on a national scale and bring up the notion of entering a footy tournament.

Alas, we are but fallible, impressionable, KLKlindians.

Mofo in question this time? Me.

Tournament? Hyundai 5 a side Futsal Tourney at the Padang on 4th March.

Prize? 2000 smackeroos for top team out of 32.

So, now the Konklusion. When in a group of tamilans, some always ultimately think they are better than the others. And when they do that, they insist on forming a "best" team to send to such tourneys whereas the rest of us jus band together for the love of the game (sumsort). Thus, the "best" team goes in, flounders, gets knocked out and blames the world. There is always an underdog team that is formed, pitting together the "lovers" of the game who more often than not manage to go to at least the quarters.

Happened again. Haiz. Dissapointment. But we was saved!

Instead of ballotting and crossing our fingers hoping to get into this tournament, Naga the Man managed to find out bout Perfect 10 hosting a tournament simultaneously at same time same place same pitch. And there's only place for 8! And the punk ass actually managed to be the lucky caller!

Well done la brudder. The KLKillahs are on the roll again.

What happened to the best team? Clueless la. Fuck you mofos, you all wait long long for them to call you ok? Then I sincerely hope you pay 50 bucks to play and get knocked out.

Whereas we are gonna be kitted by Beckham's adidas, play for free and hold the cups aloft, higher than you mofos can ever dream bout.

Moral of the story: Fastest fingers win baby.

But how does one, become the fastest fingers of the nation on a Wednesday morning. You gotta be the Man, a Super Man. Or you could be doing this:

Or this:

when the inspiration to suddenly bang those numbers comes. 6-6-9-1-1-9-8-7.
Depending on what suits your fancy and depending on whether u dial the right station or else you might jus end up requesting "Aal Thotha Bhoopathi" from one of the KLKocksta 96.8 DJs we have.

Naga graciously has declined to sing his own praises but insists that he is single n available and wants to test if he got the Star Power or not. So, whoever needs to contact him, do leave me your number and I'll pass it on to him. Make sure u're fit. [no, not 2.4 click fit, but boobs and ass fit].