Sexual Prime

Today I heard a very interesting story. What interests me is probably incredulous to you, but still it's my moral responsibility to relate it to you.

A friend called me and said he can't make it for whatever we was planning for on Wednesday cos he had a torn muscle. Of course when a youthful KLK tells me torn muscle, it either has to be soccer, a good bar brawl or any other brash team sports we do.

Truth? He tore his hamstring during sex.

No joke. The first thing I thought of was how is it possible? He must have been humping like a horse, or she pulled him into some hatha yoga position that totally flipped him like a stranded humpback whale.

Or his muscles are just too thin? Too sinewy? Easily snapped. Na hia! Impossible right?
Well, also not believing him, I called up a friend who was a nurse at his ward. And true la! He apparently was the running joke within the ward for the past week.

Anyway, guess the point I am driving at is. Men are at their fitness peak from 18-20 unless you are a PES E keng kia, then you'll probably be as fit as my limp dick. And men are at their sexual peak from like 21-25.

So stay fit. Don't lose your NS time rigour to mindlessly drop twenty or attempt to haul yourself over every low wall and horizontal metal bar. Don't get injured in bed. Other than being damn blardy stupid to hear of, it's so fuckin embarassing. Even your hamstrings aint as strong as your dick. Tsk tsk.

Take this seriously, or this is what you'll end up doing decades from now, in bed with your "last-time-hot" wife.