Vanstine's Poems

Spotted on talkingcock.com, good vanstine's day poems on "they who won't be named", well some anyway.

AH BENG’S VALENTINE

Roses are red Bluebirds are blue

If you dun pak tor with me, I will hoot you

T T DURAI’S VALENTINE

My pay was high My tap was gold

I’m now looking for love For when I’m paroled

SENIOR MINISTER’S VALENTINE

My darling Wife No ifs, ands, or buts

Please don’t say anything About which you know nuts

SINGAPORE GIRL’S VALENTINE

Chicken or beef? Red wine or sherry?

Sir, you’re a foreigner? Come, let us marry!

THAKSIN’S VALENTINE

The price I paid for your love Was more than your money could buy

So why not throw in a P.R. Since now I can’t be Thai?

AN ELDERLY POLITICIAN’S VALENTINE

My flag is half red, My windcheater blue

If you don’t say you love me I will sue you

AN ELDERLY POLITICIAN’S SON’S VALENTINE

Darling, you wear the pantsAnd that to me is just fine

But really, must the pants that you wear, Also have to be mine?

Adieu! And have a fantastic day y'all, especially those of us who still have to get to work and the drudgery first.