Condoms and such

Damn, I come up with the finest things.

Friend: You know those ppl who keep condoms for "emergency" use in their wallets?

Me: Yeah what about them?

Friend: Did you used to?

Me: Yup, till it stayed there too long, got deformed and the packet simply burst open.

Friend: If you kept it so long and didnt use it, why'd you keep it in the first place?

Me: Well, I'd rather have one and not need it than need it and then not have one.

Friend: *faints*

Logical what. On another note. Keep it a safe year. On the roads, in the bed and of course when you are doing mundane stuff like speaking on a cordless on a rainy day. Shit happens and Murphy is always watching.


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